spring will come

astralynx:

leolaroot:

leolaroot:

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

queeranarchism:

mtndewloyalist-x:

silvasaliva:

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

That’s literally why the government wants to stop it

Defend cash. The existence of a cash economy  is so so necessary for the survival of every population that the government wants to kill. Homeless people, sex workers, undocumented people, addicts. They all need cash to survive.

utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

nightlifemingus:

my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”

fruitsgood:

curseworm:

in th computer lab i heard the man behind me chuckle and say “ooooh….Yeah Babey” and whrn i turned to look at his screen he was looking at the wikipedia page for aqueducts

i feel like i shouldn’t believe you but i absolutely do

powerburial:

mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast

iamoutofideas:

laurbyboom:

iamoutofideas:

iamoutofideas:

laurbyboom:

flush your underwear down the toilet.

on it boss o7

it’s gloged now

more

flooding

huffylemon:

goats-ablaze:

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

vectorcannon:

Barbecue Pistol when he sees you eyeing the 15% button in the tip window